Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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