I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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