I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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