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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'

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  i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina

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  wtf

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?

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  I don't know what to say

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters

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