question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I queefed so loud it echoed.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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