I hate all girls vehemently.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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