Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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