Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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