I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Randomize
