So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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