They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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