The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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