: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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