Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she pinky promised me she was 18
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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