she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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