You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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