oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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