I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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