just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
it glows. i had to have it.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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