My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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