Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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