How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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