She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I need to calm my uterus...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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