I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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