i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
dude. I can hear the air.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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