Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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