We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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