Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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