Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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