People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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