THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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