Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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