I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize