Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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