sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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