i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Randomize
