He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
