sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wish you could order shots online.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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