Taylor Swift is so right about you.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Two words: nipple clamps
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