You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
love makes seman taste better
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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