I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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