jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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