We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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