I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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