quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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