Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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