When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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