Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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