Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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