that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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