Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Four minutes until I can fart!
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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