i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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