So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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