Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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